Indestructo-Kiddies On ice!
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Recently, a friend and I decided it would be an uber awesomely cool idea to go ice-skating, otherwise known as the sport from *hell*. We were like "yeah, this is cool" as we payed the seemingly sweet old lady at the counter and collected our skating "booties".
We had ingeniously decided to go in the morning lesson, which was naturally packed with little kiddies. So we *were* the oldest ones on the ice, which was alright. Because Obviously we were going to be the best, because these kids was like 10.
So we get out on the ice, This being my first time ever skating, so naturally I'm really really realllly badd, so of course in my mind, I'm the fiddy cent of ice skating, yo (baddest motherfucker on the ice biatches). So we're staggering along clutching the rails for dear life, and we've made it about half way round with much barely disguised swearing, We were after all surrounded by little kiddies,
Yeah and so these two little boys come up out of no-where, and just crash head on into each other. It was possibly one of the most funny-yet at the same time deadly serious and-we-musn't-laugh-at-them-because they're-only-ten-and-such-public-humiliation-could-seriously-harm-said-kiddies-in-the-future, things I've ever seen. It was like a car crash, you know you shouldn't look but you just can't turn away, and so yeah every one stopped and was like "OH...we really should help those poor children" but they were really thinking "hahahahahahahah! Little dumbasses", but they *meaning the two little boys" just got up and... skated away, this was no light crash mind you, twas like a head on, break multiple bones and possible head in jury crash, on ice!.
Kids these days...Indestructable, hit one with your car and see what happens
Labels: going to hell, Small peoples
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