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Indestructo-Kiddies On ice!

Tuesday, February 12, 2008




Recently, a friend and I decided it would be an uber awesomely cool idea to go ice-skating, otherwise known as the sport from *hell*. We were like "yeah, this is cool" as we payed the seemingly sweet old lady at the counter and collected our skating "booties".


We had ingeniously decided to go in the morning lesson, which was naturally packed with little kiddies. So we *were* the oldest ones on the ice, which was alright. Because Obviously we were going to be the best, because these kids was like 10.


So we get out on the ice, This being my first time ever skating, so naturally I'm really really realllly badd, so of course in my mind, I'm the fiddy cent of ice skating, yo (baddest motherfucker on the ice biatches). So we're staggering along clutching the rails for dear life, and we've made it about half way round with much barely disguised swearing, We were after all surrounded by little kiddies,


Yeah and so these two little boys come up out of no-where, and just crash head on into each other. It was possibly one of the most funny-yet at the same time deadly serious and-we-musn't-laugh-at-them-because they're-only-ten-and-such-public-humiliation-could-seriously-harm-said-kiddies-in-the-future, things I've ever seen. It was like a car crash, you know you shouldn't look but you just can't turn away, and so yeah every one stopped and was like "OH...we really should help those poor children" but they were really thinking "hahahahahahahah! Little dumbasses", but they *meaning the two little boys" just got up and... skated away, this was no light crash mind you, twas like a head on, break multiple bones and possible head in jury crash, on ice!.


Kids these days...Indestructable, hit one with your car and see what happens


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Neither can I

Monday, February 4, 2008

Much Lulz, This just highlights the fact the feline genital fleas is a real motherfecking issue.

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The wonders of lazyness.


I think that most people know this by now, Holidays otherwise known as the fabled "Day or days where one does not work", don't come araound that often. So when they do, most people like to make the most of them, yes?
Now I am currently at the end of a verrrrrrrry long stretch of holidays, most of which I have practically pissed down the toilet, metaphorically speaking, I have about 6 days until said holidays come to a close and I am *forced* and I say *FORCED* to head back to the dreaded and deadly "School-thing" otherwise known as "The hell" or the "the prison in which we spend most of our youth".


As shitty as that sounds, this isn't about that. It's about my *Holidays* in which I have done ABSOULUTLY nothing, Kudos to me. Now I know that this is no ones fault but mine and Gods, Who I assume was the person who invented the school-thing, Oh whyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! whyy?

Just once, just once. I wish I could stop time. Just magically click my heals three times while saying "I do believe in faries I do, I do!" and all that jazz.


But of course it doesn't work, Alas T.V has LIED to me... Again.