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News news news news, I have some news! And I'm going to ignore your muttered mutterings of "for once" .. so there!

N ow onto my news: Using my ninja-like skill, I, Shilling have created... A maximum ride forum, this brilliant idea spawned from the lack of any decent ones on teh mighty "internets", here is the address if you want to check it out, (http://themaximumride.proboards80.com/) although Admittedly if you *are* reading this, then your probably either Woo or Zod.

If not: Welcome to Shillings blog, Please leave all money/value possessions at the door on your way out. Thank you!

Moving on,
I know I've probably said this before but. Assignments are the POO OF HELL, I deduced this using my impeccable logic for Teachers being the "HOUNDS OF HELL" must poop out Homework and assignments, Oh yes, I caught on to their Dic-dasterdly plan.

But really now that I think about it, my logic probably isn't all that impeccable,really being an raving LUNATIC and all, having already passed "loopy" and am on my jolly way straight way straight to BAT SHIT INSANE.... but no, it's fine really........

"IHFUWYHEBFUERGFTERUBTEODGNSDIKFBNEURCKDFNBERIUFGEHRTOWR"


Oh, which reminds me, my actually assignment is to write a children's book, so.. this is what I've come up with so far

Some people say that monsters, are gruesome, fearsome things,
With fifty legs or twenty eyes, and big black shiny wings,
Or that, they have sharp yellow fangs and stand some ten feet tall
Or even worst then that.
Some say…. they don’t’ exist at all.

And although some may believe it, I know it isn’t true.
For monsters are such a friendly bunch,
It’s a fact! I’ve even met a few

For instance there’s the Spindlewingler,
Who may look odd at first,
With all the hairy lumps she has, it couldn't get much worse.
But soon you’ll see she’s nice as pie and really just as sweet,
but she can make some cupcakes that’ll knock you off your feet (?) Not sure about that one.... suggestions?

And then there’s the Chubbbubbler,
The biggest monster yet, he’s the roundest, softest cuddlebug
I bet you’ve ever met.
He creeps amongst the pillows, it’s his favorite place to sleep
But you’ve probably never seen him though,
For he never snores, no sounds at all, not a peep

Next comes a Rowdy langlebuster,
The loudest of them all.
He makes chirps, he squeaks, he trumpets
In fact, it drives most up the wall
But really he’s a budding artist for all who care to see
He paints pictures, portraits, landscapes.
He even sometimes gives them away, for free!

His best friend be the Swingler
A tricksy little thing, compared to other monsters,
She’s no doubt the prankster king, and it is for this reason that monsters tend to fear
The ending of the month of March with Aprils drawing near. < My favorite part
Even though its known that pranking’s, against the rules
It isn’t on her favorite day.
And that is April fools

And now there’s one last monster, before the story ends.
He’s the smallest of them all, he could sit right on your hand
He’s a shinnie after all, and he loves to dance and sing
But the best thing about shinnies, is that they have such pretty wings

And so when someone tells you, there’s not monsters near you bed.
Pluck up the courage, pull back the covers and take a look instead
Because when you see that yellow eye, give you a friendly wink
It’s then I’ll hope you realize
Those Monsters are closer

think.



And that took me all of about... oh...I don't know... 3 MONTHS!, The months of my life i'm never getting back... Oh the woe! Oh the insanity!

Todays picture is infact, The icecream Monsters, which.. I painted... by the way,

My tuneage for this week has been

Made for TV movie - Incubus

And thats it from me, my chickidee's

- Shilling