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Monday, March 31, 2008


Hcbvuhdvbfuifbnrihgbnedg.


Nothing particualrly of interest this week, just... an entry to complain/bitch about my pervious entry...


Because..

I've just relised that, my last blog was the e-equivilant to... brutal DEATH!! by e-Death ninja's. So, Apologies.

And another thing, whats with the calling my "non-existent" blog viewerers "chickadee's" I think I r truly going insane... who knew?

Poo You tube, My new addiction, but, that's okay, because it isn't like a have a life anyways. Oh and it Rhymed. Just another example of my ninja-like skill. Oh and I'm back at the School, Which is fine. Just close your eyes and pretend it's bad dream.

Also, my computeR is a FUCKING PIECE OF CRAP/POO/SHIT/EXCRETORIES AND IS DRIVING ME INSAAAAAAANNNNN-ER,... not working, it's making weird noises, not unlike the noises an animal makes as it bones are painfully crushes against a car, not that I've seen that or rather heard it,, but Id imagine it's a pretty similar noise. "The noise" makes me want to brutally murder.. something.....lots of pain...paaaaaaaaaain.... oh and there it goes again.Nice. I

am tempted to kick it, but then It probably can't feel any pain... How convienient... FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.


Oh, I do feel better now.


Your, slightly better-y


-Shilling
PS: Tuneage: I wanna be sedated - The ramones.





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Bewere the POOP OF HELLL

Friday, March 28, 2008




News news news news, I have some news! And I'm going to ignore your muttered mutterings of "for once" .. so there!

N ow onto my news: Using my ninja-like skill, I, Shilling have created... A maximum ride forum, this brilliant idea spawned from the lack of any decent ones on teh mighty "internets", here is the address if you want to check it out, (http://themaximumride.proboards80.com/) although Admittedly if you *are* reading this, then your probably either Woo or Zod.

If not: Welcome to Shillings blog, Please leave all money/value possessions at the door on your way out. Thank you!

Moving on,
I know I've probably said this before but. Assignments are the POO OF HELL, I deduced this using my impeccable logic for Teachers being the "HOUNDS OF HELL" must poop out Homework and assignments, Oh yes, I caught on to their Dic-dasterdly plan.

But really now that I think about it, my logic probably isn't all that impeccable,really being an raving LUNATIC and all, having already passed "loopy" and am on my jolly way straight way straight to BAT SHIT INSANE.... but no, it's fine really........

"IHFUWYHEBFUERGFTERUBTEODGNSDIKFBNEURCKDFNBERIUFGEHRTOWR"


Oh, which reminds me, my actually assignment is to write a children's book, so.. this is what I've come up with so far

Some people say that monsters, are gruesome, fearsome things,
With fifty legs or twenty eyes, and big black shiny wings,
Or that, they have sharp yellow fangs and stand some ten feet tall
Or even worst then that.
Some say…. they don’t’ exist at all.

And although some may believe it, I know it isn’t true.
For monsters are such a friendly bunch,
It’s a fact! I’ve even met a few

For instance there’s the Spindlewingler,
Who may look odd at first,
With all the hairy lumps she has, it couldn't get much worse.
But soon you’ll see she’s nice as pie and really just as sweet,
but she can make some cupcakes that’ll knock you off your feet (?) Not sure about that one.... suggestions?

And then there’s the Chubbbubbler,
The biggest monster yet, he’s the roundest, softest cuddlebug
I bet you’ve ever met.
He creeps amongst the pillows, it’s his favorite place to sleep
But you’ve probably never seen him though,
For he never snores, no sounds at all, not a peep

Next comes a Rowdy langlebuster,
The loudest of them all.
He makes chirps, he squeaks, he trumpets
In fact, it drives most up the wall
But really he’s a budding artist for all who care to see
He paints pictures, portraits, landscapes.
He even sometimes gives them away, for free!

His best friend be the Swingler
A tricksy little thing, compared to other monsters,
She’s no doubt the prankster king, and it is for this reason that monsters tend to fear
The ending of the month of March with Aprils drawing near. < My favorite part
Even though its known that pranking’s, against the rules
It isn’t on her favorite day.
And that is April fools

And now there’s one last monster, before the story ends.
He’s the smallest of them all, he could sit right on your hand
He’s a shinnie after all, and he loves to dance and sing
But the best thing about shinnies, is that they have such pretty wings

And so when someone tells you, there’s not monsters near you bed.
Pluck up the courage, pull back the covers and take a look instead
Because when you see that yellow eye, give you a friendly wink
It’s then I’ll hope you realize
Those Monsters are closer
then you
think.



And that took me all of about... oh...I don't know... 3 MONTHS!, The months of my life i'm never getting back... Oh the woe! Oh the insanity!
Todays picture is infact, The icecream Monsters, which.. I painted... by the way,
My tuneage for this week has been
Made for TV movie - Incubus
And thats it from me, my chickidee's
- Shilling














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