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Monday, March 31, 2008


Hcbvuhdvbfuifbnrihgbnedg.


Nothing particualrly of interest this week, just... an entry to complain/bitch about my pervious entry...


Because..

I've just relised that, my last blog was the e-equivilant to... brutal DEATH!! by e-Death ninja's. So, Apologies.

And another thing, whats with the calling my "non-existent" blog viewerers "chickadee's" I think I r truly going insane... who knew?

Poo You tube, My new addiction, but, that's okay, because it isn't like a have a life anyways. Oh and it Rhymed. Just another example of my ninja-like skill. Oh and I'm back at the School, Which is fine. Just close your eyes and pretend it's bad dream.

Also, my computeR is a FUCKING PIECE OF CRAP/POO/SHIT/EXCRETORIES AND IS DRIVING ME INSAAAAAAANNNNN-ER,... not working, it's making weird noises, not unlike the noises an animal makes as it bones are painfully crushes against a car, not that I've seen that or rather heard it,, but Id imagine it's a pretty similar noise. "The noise" makes me want to brutally murder.. something.....lots of pain...paaaaaaaaaain.... oh and there it goes again.Nice. I

am tempted to kick it, but then It probably can't feel any pain... How convienient... FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.


Oh, I do feel better now.


Your, slightly better-y


-Shilling
PS: Tuneage: I wanna be sedated - The ramones.





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Bewere the POOP OF HELLL

Friday, March 28, 2008




News news news news, I have some news! And I'm going to ignore your muttered mutterings of "for once" .. so there!

N ow onto my news: Using my ninja-like skill, I, Shilling have created... A maximum ride forum, this brilliant idea spawned from the lack of any decent ones on teh mighty "internets", here is the address if you want to check it out, (http://themaximumride.proboards80.com/) although Admittedly if you *are* reading this, then your probably either Woo or Zod.

If not: Welcome to Shillings blog, Please leave all money/value possessions at the door on your way out. Thank you!

Moving on,
I know I've probably said this before but. Assignments are the POO OF HELL, I deduced this using my impeccable logic for Teachers being the "HOUNDS OF HELL" must poop out Homework and assignments, Oh yes, I caught on to their Dic-dasterdly plan.

But really now that I think about it, my logic probably isn't all that impeccable,really being an raving LUNATIC and all, having already passed "loopy" and am on my jolly way straight way straight to BAT SHIT INSANE.... but no, it's fine really........

"IHFUWYHEBFUERGFTERUBTEODGNSDIKFBNEURCKDFNBERIUFGEHRTOWR"


Oh, which reminds me, my actually assignment is to write a children's book, so.. this is what I've come up with so far

Some people say that monsters, are gruesome, fearsome things,
With fifty legs or twenty eyes, and big black shiny wings,
Or that, they have sharp yellow fangs and stand some ten feet tall
Or even worst then that.
Some say…. they don’t’ exist at all.

And although some may believe it, I know it isn’t true.
For monsters are such a friendly bunch,
It’s a fact! I’ve even met a few

For instance there’s the Spindlewingler,
Who may look odd at first,
With all the hairy lumps she has, it couldn't get much worse.
But soon you’ll see she’s nice as pie and really just as sweet,
but she can make some cupcakes that’ll knock you off your feet (?) Not sure about that one.... suggestions?

And then there’s the Chubbbubbler,
The biggest monster yet, he’s the roundest, softest cuddlebug
I bet you’ve ever met.
He creeps amongst the pillows, it’s his favorite place to sleep
But you’ve probably never seen him though,
For he never snores, no sounds at all, not a peep

Next comes a Rowdy langlebuster,
The loudest of them all.
He makes chirps, he squeaks, he trumpets
In fact, it drives most up the wall
But really he’s a budding artist for all who care to see
He paints pictures, portraits, landscapes.
He even sometimes gives them away, for free!

His best friend be the Swingler
A tricksy little thing, compared to other monsters,
She’s no doubt the prankster king, and it is for this reason that monsters tend to fear
The ending of the month of March with Aprils drawing near. < My favorite part
Even though its known that pranking’s, against the rules
It isn’t on her favorite day.
And that is April fools

And now there’s one last monster, before the story ends.
He’s the smallest of them all, he could sit right on your hand
He’s a shinnie after all, and he loves to dance and sing
But the best thing about shinnies, is that they have such pretty wings

And so when someone tells you, there’s not monsters near you bed.
Pluck up the courage, pull back the covers and take a look instead
Because when you see that yellow eye, give you a friendly wink
It’s then I’ll hope you realize
Those Monsters are closer
then you
think.



And that took me all of about... oh...I don't know... 3 MONTHS!, The months of my life i'm never getting back... Oh the woe! Oh the insanity!
Todays picture is infact, The icecream Monsters, which.. I painted... by the way,
My tuneage for this week has been
Made for TV movie - Incubus
And thats it from me, my chickidee's
- Shilling














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Friday, March 21, 2008


Oh Easter yay!

Don't you just love Easter.. No? Well thats because your just a lonely little fuck devoid of love and emotion with the heart of a shriveled peanut..... Juust kidding. I do love Easter though, with all the chocolate, bunnies and... chocolate, We have managed to stuff the entire contents of our fridge with chocolate and chocolate by-products... it's Like chocolate galore down here. And we are slowly devouring it... ALLLLL. Which I'm sure will result in much pimples, sugar highs and throwing up, but we shall persevere!!!


Other then that though my life has been a bland stretch of nothingness A highway into the abyss of boredom, Really. I have two assignments due soon, one of whom I haven't started, And really really really don't want too.. But I'm thinking I need to get my brain-thing in gear and start it, or I may find myself with a big fat "F" and we can't have that can we?


I did get some moar paint-colours and brushes. Running out of canvasses, I might make my current sugar high useful and make some art... And by Art I mean a mass of paint smudges on a white canvass.


Well thats it from me, and my chocolate induced insanity.


Keep on truckin'


- Shilling

Bursting

Saturday, March 15, 2008


Ive had a sudden burst of creativity these past weeks, finishing not only my shoes but a painting as well!! I'm feeling pretty darn chuffed about the shoes too, having got a few compliments about them.

And I know your on the edge of your wee little seaties wait for a picture But your going to have to wait, for my partental unit's computer is really really really really.. slow. But I will get them up somtime in the future...
And so, in other news.. I've started reading the maximum ride series which I have been putting off for some time. And I was sursprised how good of a read they acctually are, And I urge all of you out there who *havn't read them* aka those who have been living under a rock to pick them up from your local book selling place, Because as far as books about mutant avian/human freaks go It's pretty darn good, so.. Like... go read them,.. right now....>>


I've also been buying some Cd's later which is a biggy for me, seeing as I don't really spend my mulah$$ unless I have too, Like really really have to. And you know I've descovered the benifits of retail therapy(checks to see if that is the correct spelling ) Even though before my *splurge * I didn't feel crap or anything afterwards I felt great, So I'm thinking I might splurge a bit more often..

And..., Oh and the Cd's a bought were Incubus (not quite sure what album but it has Megalomania and Pistola on it if that helps)for all you incubus fans out there. And Rancid - Life won't wait, Which was a pretty good buy, so yeah I'm happy, and the cover art is pretty rad too.


My tuneage this week has been: The pirates who don't do anything - Relient K.


Because I've decided My life's ambition is to become a pirate, who two Eye patches four peg legs and a parrot on each shoulder, Over the top me? nahh.

Yours shwash bucklingly
- Shilling


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Oh the Woe.

Thursday, March 6, 2008




Sunburn - I gots it.
And I hurt EVERYWHERE. Needless to say, I don't like it. But who does, really? I truly am suffering... SUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFERRRRRRRING.... GGGGGGGG.
Argh. So I spent all yesterday, playing fish, and cooling down due to the intense buring heat that is my skin.

And also, I have been drawing... ALOT, Draw mania. I thinking of BUYING a pair of plain white shoes to shillingerize them, Which is a big deal because I really really tight.

So yes, Hopefully They will turn out Okay-ish.
Wish me luck.


Ciao.




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